Hey guys! Thanks for looking at my shitty blog. I’m glad you’re here. Let me introduce this food-based shouting platform with a disclaimer: I do not write recipes. I’m not a chef. I’m a human-esque eating machine. All the recipes on this site come from other sources, whether it’s my mom, your mom, an old cookbook, a new cookbook, or another (better) foodblog. I’ll always do my best to give the original source. My goal here is to prove that a normal human being can cook good food, and I hope that I can in some way encourage you to embark on a culinary expedition.
Our first adventure is going to be a doozy – a big-ass beef tenderloin in a creamy mushroom sauce. It blew my fucking mind. And, as always, it’s not as hard as it looks.